What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 25.06.2025 06:57
Still no good
They put up a sign reading
No, not a chance
6 "Bad" Fruits You Should Be Eating for Weight Loss, According to Dietitians - EatingWell
Freaks and Cheeks
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good.
Why the U.S. tax bill's Section 899 could push European firms to list in the U.S. - CNBC
Unacceptable again!
Next, they tried...
Loons and Moons
Do most narcissists have good intentions as long as you are under their control?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So they tried
What is the best/cute/funny/playful chat/conversation between brother and sister?
Thumbs down again.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So, the docs changed it to read
ABC News anchor David Muir reveals how he feels about his 'Daddy' status - Entertainment Weekly
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Just Forget it!
Gaza-bound aid boat with Greta Thunberg on board arrives in Israel after its seizure - PBS
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Nuts and Butts
I've never read the book. What did Dorian Grey do that was so immoral and sinful?
Then came..
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Everyone loved it.
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Why were the Japanese soldiers in WW II so hesitant to surrender in battle?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Pac-12’s new media rights deal will feel familiar to San Diego State fans - San Diego Union-Tribune
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No go.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Minds and Behinds
share office space ...